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What a load of B*LL*CKS :D
Posted by SkUG123 on 3/13/2008
Involvement: Expert (understands the inner workings) - Ownership: less than 1 day

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Pros: A great big pair of b*ll*cks with a tiny c*ck!
Ideal for practical joke, or funny birthday presents, of for that man hating woman in your life
Ever been told to grow some balls? buy some of these and produce them to the person who said that to you! If they don't laugh I don't know whats wrong with them!

Cons: There is only one drawback with buying these, and thats the fact that you have to buy them!
And since no one else has left a review, i thought i would grow some balls and post one! ha ha ha

Other Thoughts: The warning label
"FOR AGE 5+ YEARS" is funny in itself - seriously who is going to give a squeezey pair of nuts to anyone in that age group?
"WARNING : CHOKING HAZARD" ha ha ha
"small parts, not for children under 6" again wtf?
The best big is "Don't touch with chemicals & keep away from fire." sound advice for anymans balls, squeezey or not!

Bottomline: Tiny dick, big balls - squeeze em you know you want to

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